Quotes...Me...V

"my mother used to tell me that people only used cuss words because they didn't have the vocabulary to express themselves properly. but i've found that sometimes "fuck" is the appropriate word for what I'm trying to communicate."

"descartes said, 'i think; therefore i am'; but i say, 'i write; therefore i'm better.'"

"i'm always saying i'm looking for a woman to collaborate on my writing with; but the truth is i'm really looking for a woman to collaborate on my life with."

"i'm not trying to be accepted for who i am anymore; right now i'm more focused on being understood for what i am."

"i love her because our relationship isn't based on acceptance; it's based on understanding. she hasn't come to accept that i am an asshole as much as she understands why i am an asshole."

"i write as a man that loves women; and every once in a while has one of those women love him back."

"a man finds no embarrassment in telling a beautiful woman her finds her beautiful."

"they say that beauty is only skin-deep and ugly is to the bone; i've found that to be especially true. most of the "unfortunate" people i'm seen are so due to their poor facial bone structure...a lack of high cheekbones, weak jawline, etc."

"they said there's a thin line between genius and insanity but the truth is brilliant people reside in the "green" overlap of "yellow" and "blue" areas that make them up."

"someone asked me why i write poems about love. i told them it's because i haven't found a word that rhymes well with "pussy"."