she: "tell me you think i'm beautiful.
me: "you're beautiful...on the inside."
she: "you fucking asshole!!!"
me: "that an invitation?"
her: "you're conceited brian."
me: "fuck you. i got a potty mouth too."
she: "you're conceited brian; arrogant, brash; i want you as much as i want butt rash; as much as i want a head-on car crash; your tude's garbage and i don't fuck with trash."
me: "fuck you too bitch, i can hate without rhyming."
her: "you're conceited brian. you need to be more humble."
me: "why? jesus used "i" a lot too."
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