January 28, 2013

Quotes...Me...VIII

"they said eventually the feeling will fade but i want the "butterflies in my stomach" that i get when i think of her to remain there forever."

"what exactly does "real talk" mean and why do people feel the need to emphasize what they say by using the phrase? i'm not really one to waste words, so know if i'm speaking at all that shit is as "real" as it gets."

"life's always been a bitch...i just discovered i'm not fucking her right."

"the world's full of assholes; i'm the laxative that makes their shit tolerable."

"nipples don't get fatter."

"i wish women would stop echoing my feelings. i'm tired of hearing the things i say merely directed back at me as original thought."

"nothing gets my dick softer than a woman that lacks confidence. well, other than ejaculating in a woman that lacks confidence."

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