Writes..."My Valen-spine"

"i can't move...literally. i bent over to spit while brushing my teeth and coughed, causing my body to jerk violently and i hurt myself...bad. i mean real bad, like "it took me 30 minutes of standing, reaching and crying to put my underwear on" bad. and that's no exaggeration; in fact it probably took longer. i think i spent the first 20 minutes just thankful i could still had feeling in my legs. and now i'm stuck on the couch, unable to move, and in tremendous pain.

i need a valentine. i need a woman. i need love; preferably from someone with some pain medication and willing to rub my back; because honestly, i don't think i'll be moving off this couch anytime soon."