Writes..."Nicole Simpson Can't Rap...And Neither Can I...IX"

"roses are red, a deep crimson hue
fuck valentine's day and fuck you too
fuck dr. seuss, fuck hearing a who
fuck r. kelly, let me piss on you
golden showers of excellence boo
i make it rain pee; that's what i do

nattie does too, remember that shit
know we chopping wood like timber bitch
i mean spitting fire like ember bitch
our words: currency; we're über rich
that's german bitch; deutschland shit
thinking at a higher level like nietzsche bitch

taking time for smarter rhymes; that is true
falling behind greater minds; dumbass you

this is a massacre of the grandest kind
like chicago '29, on valentine's

these words are blood-letting shit, gut-spilling shit
pants-wetting shit, we killing it; betting that you feeling this
to understand the sick shit i spit
bubonic plague from my words; i said it's sick
"black death" and shit; nothing to fuck with
merked by pen; poisoned tip; here it drips"

again, all apologies to "real" rappers, i'm still just fucking around.