June 29, 2010

Writes..."Top 10 Reasons Not To Date A "Brian Wilson"



"i don't even know why i'm writing this. wait, my girl natasha posted a thought with a similar title and the sarcastic side of me couldn't help myself, that's why. so let me see if i can come up with ten reasons why i'm relationship-cancer. hmmm.....

1.) i'm an asshole.

2.) i love too hard. (see #1.)

3.) i care too much. (see #2.)

4.) (see #1.)

5.) (see #2.)

6.) (see #3.)

7.) (see #1.) (seriously, did you see #1.?)

8.) (see #1.) (read it again...)

9.) (see #1.) (and again...)

10.) (see #1.) (now believe it.)

i did it. 10 reasons...aww, sarcasm."

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