Re-Writes..."Brainus Erectus"

"need to make a love connection
to satisfy my erection
and end my bouts of dejection
very limited selection
glancing up from the sports section
pretty girl at intersection
starts to walk in my direction
momentary eye dissection
striking image of perfection
in the window, her reflection
reveals no signs of defection
but at first, i fear rejection
she licks her lips, her election
get her home with no detection
remove her clothes for inspection
kissing, liking her midsection
i am in charge, girl's subjection
she's on her knees, genuflection
'where's the rubber?', her deflection
to make love with no protection
and risk the chance of infection
i have to voice my objection
it's time to make the correction
grab a condom from collection
and spread her legs for injection
she'll be coming, my projection
and begging for more affection
then i spot an imperfection
she didn't want my intellection
quickly perform a resection
give the girl the swift ejection
couldn't care about abjection
taking time for retrospection
only terms of introspection
glad i made my love connection
to satisfy my erection"

1-19-00...don't know why i wrote this other to prove how smart i was...or creative