August 30, 2012

Presents...Me...In 2007 And Today

"i thought i'd offer a little insight into who i am...or at least who i was...through an old myspace survey.

about me...
name:brian wilson
nickname:poe, tensai, encyclopedia brian
birthday:09-28-79
age:32
height:6'0"
hair color:black
eye color:reddish-brown
have you ever...
fallen for your best friend:yes
kissed someone who was just your friend:yes
been rejected:it may be hard to believe but yes
been in love:yes
used someone:no
cheated on someone:no...i'm all about the 1-on-1
been cheated on:i don't think so
done something you regret:yes…if you live long enough you'll do something you regret
do you...
color your hair:i have
have tattoos:no
if so how many:---
have any piercings:no
if so how many:---
have a bf/gf:yes
like thunderstorms:yes
ever get off the damn computer:to sleep
have you/do you have...
considered a life of crime:white collar only...forget being the labor
considered being a hooker:i'm too pretty
considered being a pimp:i'm working on my backhand as we speak
split personalities:yes...and they're all evil
obsessions:"guitar hero": all of them, hockey, women
panic:no...yes...no...i don't know...i'm so scared
anxiety:that question just made me wet myself
depression/considered suicide:my split personalities have conflicting opinions on that one
right now...
current clothes:xxl black family guy t-shirt (stewie of course), levi’s silvertab blue jeans, black jordan 16.5's
current mood:laid-back; always am...
current hair:short, tapered, curly waves
current music:the new slaughterhouse album
current annoyance:people
current perfume/cologne:cool water by davidoff
current thing you should be doing:sleeping
current crush:i don't crush...
favorite...
drink:peach faygo
color:black
candy:mr. goodbar
tv show:family guy
movie:face/off or desperado
place:anywhere i feel comfortable, places like home
person to talk to:i'm not huge on talking
do you prefer...
mcdonald's or burger king:depends on what i'm trying to eat
marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend:perfect friend...you can teach someone to be a better lover, you can't teach the qualities of a good friend
root beer or dr. pepper:neither
sunshine or rain:rain
spring or fall:fall
winter or summer:winter
vanilla or chocolate:chocolate
snowboarding or skiing:i've never tried either
lights on or off:lights on...if i don't want to look at you i probably won't be having sex with you...
are you...
understanding:i think so
open-minded:i think so
bad-tempered:a little
happy:relatively
attractive:yes
bored easily:yeah, yet i'm still doing this survey. go figure.
sad:not really
unique:yeah
what do you like in a girl/boy:the 5 b's...brains...beauty...body...bible...beethoven equal a sixth b...brian
eyes:doesn't matter
hair color:doesn't matter
long or short hair:doesn't matter
height:average to tall
body type:average
personality:must have one
random...
how would you describe yourself?sincerely, hopelessly romantic...ridiculously smart
do you have any pets?no
have any siblings?a brother and a sister
what do you want to be when you grow up?a parent
do you wanna get married and have kids?yes
what is your best physical trait?my eyes...they penetrate
what is the best thing about your personality?i am a very charming fellow
what words do you overuse"fuck", that's pretty much the one
what's the most annoying thing about you?people don't like that i'm prompt and very time-specific...to me 5 minutes means 5 minutes. but that doesn't make me annoying. they're annoying for not having a fucking watch.
end this survey with a quote"pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or fucking beatings. the world ends when you're dead. until then, you got more punishment in store. stand it like a man and give some back."



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