August 6, 2012

Re-Writes..."An Ideal Girl"

“i’m looking for a girl, no, a woman. maybe i should place a personal ad. it might look something like this. “wanted: extremely intelligent woman, who likes cultural experiences and appreciates beautiful things. whether it’s going to watch a baseball game downtown or going to toronto to see “the phantom of the opera”, must have multi-faceted interests. must be able to discuss various topics: from shakespeare to sports. race unimportant, doesn’t have to be supermodel beautiful, but brains and beauty are not only a dangerous combination but a big turn-on. must like athletic activities and be in shape. again, doesn’t have to a supermodel’s body as long as your body is taken care of. must want sbm who only wants to love you, raise family, live happily ever after together. no games.” i guess that pretty much sums it up.”

sometime in '00 or '01, i don't remember the exact date.

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